I want to give you a free Bible.

How many of you have one of these?

I bet most of you do.

Now, how many of you have one of these? I really hope you do. If not, I want to give you a free one. Why? Because it will change your life.

However, if I gave you one-how many of you will actually carry it around?

How about we mesh those two ideas? Smartphone meet Bible. Download the Bible App-for free! FOR FREE!

No annoying ads. No cost. Just a Bible with some really cool other additional features like reading plans, search functions and what nots that you can take with you wherever you go!

And, instead of playing mindless games or checking Instagram and Facebook a zillion times-you can be productive with that downtime.

Do it. Don’t think about it. Just do it. Trust me, you’ll like it.

Fun with Mustaches

I just love the advances in technology.
Now, if a hip wears out-you can get a fancy new plastic one. You can laser your eyes to see 20/20. If you don’t like your boobs, chin, butt or anything else, you can pay to make them look better.
You can also make babies in test tubes, see a new planet from the comfort of your computer chair and watch as scientists grow an ear on a rat’s back.
And, you can put mustaches on anyone’s face, just by using your iphone and an app called “Stachematic”.
I am not getting any sort of kick-backs, money or otherwise for this post. I just like this ap. It’s funny. And I wanted to share it with you.

Hello, Mustachio Mom & Dad.

 

Mustachio’d Grandma.

 

Mustachio’d other Grandma, Dad, and Uncles.

 

And Mustachio’d Bianca.

I love technology.

My Dirty Secret-I’m in Love with My IPhone

I am in love with my new Iphone. I resisted it at first, not wanting to join the ranks of the hipsters and the “normals”. But a girl can only resist for so long. And once that sucker became affordable, Biceps and I snatched up an Iphone for each of us, while we were out on tour. It didn’t take but a minute and we traded in our “smart phones” for something so much smarter.
It was almost too easy. Which made made me think.
Just what were these Apple people up to? I mean, I caved years ago and bought a MacBook, yes. But, why is everything so freaking awesome on the iphone? Why does it make photos look so cool?
Was it a ploy to get me away from my $1500 camera that I pinched pennies to buy?
See for yourself.

The subject matter is cute, don’t get me wrong. But, the photo of Bicep’s at the Firemen’s Chili Feed is so normal, so ho-hum.

 

And one boring photo turned vintage, retro awesome. I mean, seriously, Apple people. What are you going to do next-invent holograms?
Oh, you’ve already done that. Hm….I stand corrected.