Spam Praise-My favorite Comments

Spam is annoying. But, I have a new thing where I try to see the positive even in the most mundane, annoying tasks that I have to perform every day. Including the “Select All”, “Delete Permanently” action that I routinely go through to rid my inbox of spam.

To see the positive side to this, I thought it would be fun to share some of the most recent and ridiculous spam that I’ve received lately. (Along with my pictorial interpretation of what the “writer” was saying-and my response to aforementioned “writer”.)

Commenter: We have only had these wow gold two weeks and that i convey them just about each and every day! They can be exceptionally manner. I really like the design and excellent wow gold

Me: What exactly is “exceptionally manner”?

Commenter: celandine elitism shuffleboard heada jhelisa remastered aukin trubus obligatory

Me: That guy in the middle does look a little “elitist”, but does that necessarily make him obligated to play shuffleboard?

Photo Source-Movie, “A Fist Full of Quarters”

Commenter: HAHA… WHAT A LIST OUSTANDING…
I would have included
DONKEY KONG
POLE POSITION and
PAPER BOY

Me: Why didn’t I think to include them?

And my favorite:

Commenter: yes! completely true- you suddenly feel like you’re flying for about a milisecond

Me: I do love that feeling.