Vintage Advertisements-Part Deux

Creative marketing types are always pushing the envelope when it come to advertising.
However, these advertisements show that the envelope has been pushed too far.
In fact, the envelope looks a little weird and mangled.
It looks creepy.

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I have a hard time believing that any woman would be or should be this excited about saran wrap and her ability to wrap an inordinate amount of sandwiches. I think a bit of vicodin has been involved here.
And why is there a creepy Jay Leno in the background?

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The pencil has completely enamored this poor little mountain girl.

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‘Oh, Dahling…I think I forgot to eat for the last five years. Has anyone seen my waist?’

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Life is so much fun when you have three men in very strange swimsuits chasing you.
I hope these advertisements have creeped you out.